Monday 26 December 2011

I made a WhatPulse team!

Short version of the below textwall: Go to the following link, sign up, download the program, and join the team called The Society: http://www.whatpulse.org/



Hey everyone! I’d like to tell about WhatPulse, a neat little program that counts how many keys you type, clicks you press, and miles/kilometers/meters you move your mouse. Don’t worry, though—it’s not a keylogger. It only counts the number of keys you type, not in what order. Once you have a decent amount of keys that you want to show off on your WhatPulse profile (you’ll need to create an account on the site to use the program), just double-click the “W” in your taskbar (if the “W” is not showing up after you’ve downloaded WhatPulse, send me a message). You can download it from here: http://www.whatpulse.org/

The WhatPulse site that I linked above also has some pretty cool features, such as teams (as you can probably already tell). I'm planning to implement some fun things if we get enough users, such as battles between the The Society and the main Kongregate team (they volunteered to participate, and if Kongregate Elite changes their mind about interteam battles, a 3-way battle would be interesting...). I'm also looking for other people who like statistics to help me update the blog (that I'll create once we get a few members going) with various statistics, such as top users by keys/clicks, etc (however, if I get no volunteers, I can do this myself). So yeah, please sign up for WhatPulse, download the program, and join the The Society team! I'd really appreciate it :D

How to join teams: go to the home page of WhatPulse, sign in to your account, and scroll down until you see the widget on the left side of the screen that has your username as the title. Click the “Teams” link, and use the page that appears to join The Society.

Tuesday 15 November 2011

True facts courtesy of GLaDOS' Fact Sphere!

Yay, I'm actually updating this blog!

1. The billionth digit of Pi is 9.
2. Humans can survive underwater. But not for very long.
3. A nanosecond lasts one billionth of a second.
4. Honey does not spoil.
5. The atomic weight of Germanium is 72.64.
6. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
7. Rats cannot throw up.
8. Iguanas can stay underwater for 28.7 minutes.
9. The moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days.
10. A gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds.
11. According to Norse legend, thunder god Thor's chariot was pulled across the sky by two goats.
12. Tungsten has the highest melting point of any metal, at 3,410 degrees Celsius.
13. Gently cleaning the tongue twice a day is the most effective way to fight bad breath.
14. The Tariff Act of 1789, established to protect domestic manufacture, was the second statute ever enacted by the United States government.
15. The value of Pi is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space.
16. The Mexican-American War ended in 1848 with the singing of the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo.
17. In 1879, Sandford Fleming first proposed the adoption of worldwide standardized time zones at the Royal Canadian Institute.
18. Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity.
19. At the end of The Seagull by Anton Chekhov, Konstantin kills himself.
20. If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device: 1 comes before 2 comes before 60 comes after 12 comes before 6,000,000,000,000 comes after 504. This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal.
21. Hot water freezes quicker than cold water.
22. Volcano-ologists are experts in the study of volcanoes.

The untrue facts that the Fact Sphere states in Portal 2 have been left out of this blog post, simply because they're mendacious.

Saturday 12 November 2011

A Quote From GLaDOS

"Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'No way!' and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you'? That was great!" -GLaDOS; Portal

Oh boy, GLaDOS really cracks me up. This is probably the funniest thing she has ever said, in my opinion. I found myself playing through Portal and Portal 2 just to hear what she'd say next.